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Friday, 30 August 2013

We're the Millers


UK Release Date: 23rd August 2013
Directed by: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Starring Jason SudeikisJennifer AnistonEmma Roberts

Synopsis: A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.






Great characters. Genuinely funny throughout.


Elysium

UK Release Date: 21st August 2013
Directed by: Neill Blomkamp
Starring Matt DamonJodie FosterSharlto Copley

Synopsis: Set in the year 2154, where the very wealthy live on a man-made space station while the rest of the population resides on a ruined Earth, a man takes on a mission that could bring equality to the polarized worlds.




Solid entertainment, lacking in originality.


Tuesday, 20 August 2013

About Time

UK Release Date: 4th September 2013
Directed by: Richard Curtis
StarringRachel McAdamsBill NighyMargot Robbie 

Synopsis: At the age of 21, Tim discovers he can travel in time and change what happens and has happened in his own life. His decision to make his world a better place by getting a girlfriend turns out not to be as easy as you might think.

Amusing and charming. Top storytelling.


Sunday, 18 August 2013

Planes

UK Release Date: 16th August 2013
Directed by: Klay Hall
StarringDane CookStacy KeachBrad Garrett 

Synopsis: A cropdusting plane with a fear of heights lives his dream of competing in a famous around-the-world aerial race.




Unimaginative, poorly written spin off.


Friday, 16 August 2013

The Best of Bond - My Top 5

From Dr. No to Skyfall, James Bond has spanned twenty three films (excluding non-Eon pictures) over the course of fifty years. It is an incredible franchise that has contributed some of cinemas most iconic movie moments. With the release of the exceptional Skyfall last year, Bond shows little sign of slowing up and audiences can hopefully look forward to another fifty years of rip roaring 007 action.

To mark last years fiftieth anniversary, I proceeded to watch each of the twenty three films in glorious high definition. Upon doing so, I compiled this list, showing my five favourite ever Bond films. My choices are bound to spark some controversy among 007 aficionados, but I personally believe these are Bonds finest outings.

Honorable Mentions:

Casino Royale
The first outing for Daniel Craig sees us return to the beginning of the Bond saga. A terrific film that mixes high tension with jaw dropping action sequences. Narrowly misses out.

Live and Let Die
By far Moore's best 007 entry. While not as dark and gritty as the later Bonds, nor as cleverly scripted as the originals, Live and Let Die is a highly enjoyable film that delivers thrills throughout.

5. Goldeneye (1995)


If this list was complied based on which Bond film I had viewed most, Goldeneye would be top of the tree. It is a film I can best describe as so immediately watchable. It has action, romance, multiple villains and seems to never stand still. Couple that with some stellar performances, a great soundtrack and one of the sexiest villains Bond has ever faced and the viewer is left with an absolute treat.


4. Goldfinger (1964)


Goldfinger was the first Bond film I ever watched with a critical eye. To this day, I watch it and rarely find fault. As  usual, Connery is terrific and his enemy, Goldfinger, has become one of the franchises most iconic villains. The plot is simplistic but is well supported by a phenomenal script and some of the most tense scenes Bond has been involved in.

3. Skyfall (2012)


Picking the order of this top three was painstaking. Each one has qualities the the others don't possess. But, a decision had to be made and in third place is Skyfall. Easily the best Daniel Craig entry and by far the greatest Bond I've personally seen in a cinema. The visuals and action sequences here are breathtaking, but the narrative is so incredibly strong that it holds everything together. Never has a Bond film reached such levels of destruction all the while keeping the story and plot so exact and central. Awesome.

2. Dr. No (1962)


Let me start off by saying that I absolutely love Dr. No. It does not have the franchises greatest action sequences nor the best Bond villain, but it does have a certain charm and originality about it that makes it, for me, mesmerising. It has nothing to live up to, no ridiculous pre-assumptions about the secret agent, it is just raw James Bond, something we will never witness in any entry again.

1. Thunderball (1965)


So, here it is, my favourite ever Bond film. Thunderball may be a controversial choice but there is no doubt this film marks a quality entry into the 007 saga. It is beautifully directed with an awesome score. The first time I watched this, I found myself humming the films recurring musical segments for days afterwards. The theme song is fantastic too. The action sequences are all tensely played out but it's one of the few Bond films, along with Skyfall, which has a particularly strong and important narrative. Thunderball is gorgeous to watch yet gritty and intellectual enough to make it tense and gripping. It is a film I've fallen in love with and on that note, I think I'll go and watch it right now.


Kick-Ass 2

UK Release Date: 14th August 2013
Directed by: Jeff Wadlow
StarringAaron Taylor-JohnsonChloë Grace Moretz,Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Synopsis: The costumed high-school hero Kick-Ass joins with a group of normal citizens who have been inspired to fight crime in costume. Meanwhile, the Red Mist plots an act of revenge that will affect everyone Kick-Ass knows.


Retreads old ground. Solid sequel.


2 Guns

UK Release Date: 16th August 2013
Directed by: Baltasar Kormákur
StarringDenzel WashingtonMark WahlbergPaula Patton

Synopsis: A DEA agent and a naval intelligence officer find themselves on the run after a botched attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel. While fleeing, they learn the secret of their shaky alliance: Neither knew that the other was an undercover agent.


Great character chemistry. Sloppy screenplay.


The Lone Ranger

UK Release Date: 9th August 2013
Directed by: Gore Verbinski
StarringJohnny DeppArmie HammerWilliam Fichtner

Synopsis: Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice.




All style, no substance. Overlong.


Friday, 9 August 2013

Grown Ups 2

UK Release Date: 9th August 2013
Directed by: Dennis Duggan
StarringAdam SandlerKevin JamesChris Rock

Synopsis: After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you.




I'm being very, VERY generous.


Thursday, 8 August 2013

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

UK Release Date: 7th August 2013
Directed by: Declan Lowney
StarringSteve CooganColm MeaneySean Pertwee

Synopsis: When North Norfolk Digital radio station is bought out by a corporation looking to target a new trendy audience, DJ Alan Partridge discovers he is on a shortlist of two DJ's, one of which is to be sacked.



Definitely one for Partridge fans.


Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Upcoming Reviews

With another weekend of new releases fast approaching, I thought I'd write a brief summary of what I'll be watching.

Starting tomorrow, I'll be going to see Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa. I'm ashamed to say that I've never seen an Alan Partridge TV episode and therefore I'm not particularly excited about his newly released film. That being said, I'm hoping it will provide enough laughs to warrant a trip. Review will be uploaded tomorrow.

Friday sees the release of Grown Ups 2, the follow up to 2010's Grown Ups. With the first being abysmal, I'm expecting no improvement in this second attempt. Anything better than rubbish will be a success. I'll be watching this on Friday so expect a review shortly after.

The other film being released this week is The Lone Ranger. This has me intrigued as the characters and cast all promise good things. I'm sceptical about the length though and hope it has enough about it to warrant the run time. I'll be watching The Lone Ranger sometime within the next week and a review will follow shortly after.

Friday, 2 August 2013

Only God Forgives

UK Release Date: 2nd August 2013
Directed by: Nicolas Winding Refn
StarringRyan GoslingKristin Scott ThomasVithaya Pansringarm

Synopsis: Julian, a drug-smuggler thriving in Bangkok's criminal underworld, sees his life get even more complicated when his mother compels him to find and kill whoever is responsible for his brother's recent death.


Brutal, uncompromising and beautifully shot.


The Conjuring

UK Release Date: 2nd August 2013
Directed by: James Wan
StarringVera FarmigaPatrick WilsonLili Taylor 

Synopsis: Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren work to help a family terrorised by a dark presence in their farmhouse.




Good PerformancesOffers little originality.


Friday's Double Feature

As many of you will be aware, Only God Forgives, my most anticipated film of 2013, gets released here in the UK today. I am off to see that at the first available showing near me, but not before I check out The Conjuring, James Wan's latest foray into the horror genre.

The Conjuring has me intrigued. While James Wan is a relatively new director, his films generally tend to deliver. I thought Saw, for what it was, was fantastic while Death Sentence and Insidious were both genuinely reasonable films. I'm not expecting The Conjuring to be anything other than mediocre, but I do think it will have enough about it to be effective at delivering shocks and suspense.

Straight after The Conjuring, I'll be heading down to screen 10 for the first showing of Only God Forgives. I'm really not sure what i'll make of this latest effort from Nicolas WInding Refn. It most certainly has the potential to be a top drawer movie, then again I feel that after Drive, both actor and director have a monumental task in trying to deliver anything nearly as good. Purely on what I know can be achieved with this duo, my exceptions are high. I am, however, going to go into this film with an open mind, the thought of Drive completely out of my head and allow myself to view it as a standalone piece of work. To say i'm excited is a severe understatement.

Reviews of both The Conjuring and Only God Forgives will be uploaded here, tonight.